I have officially caught the "Yellow Fever". This term refers to when foreigners in particular start to become obsessed with Asian culture...or at least the guys!! So, my last imaginary Korean boyfriends were biracial. However, I've been drooling over a few others who are all Korean and in my opinion, pretty damn hot too! First up is Crown J, Korean rapper with SO MUCH swagger. He lived in Cali for 12 years and graduated from UCLA so he's basically American. How come I never saw Korean guys like this growing up!??! Anyway, it's funny but I've been hearing his music at the gym for awhile now but didn't know it was him. Then last night, I almost FELL OFF the treadmill when I saw him on TV. I pulled over Justin and said, "Uhhhh, who is this???" And when he told me, he asked, "Oh, you like him??" And I could only nod my head like a deaf mute.
Ok, so Crown J just got married to this chick. She's cute. *eye roll*teeth sucking* hahaha...However, I'll keep looking!! He's yummy.
Then there's Kwon Sang Woo....ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....sorry, my mind went blank. He's an actor. Ummmmmmmmmmm...sorry, wiping the spittle off my keyboard. He's just plain hot. And I appreciate all opportunities to stalk...um...see him. :) The fact that he is usually half-dressed doesn't bother me at all.
This is So Ji Sub, another actor. I actually bought a calendar with him plastered all over it. Granted, sometimes he can look a little girly, which is a quality that seems to be popular in men here. But overall, I like the way he's put together so I'll slather another pic on here! You are welcome...
Hyun Bin, an actor who has the ability to be both cheek-pinchingly adorable (oh those dimples!) and incredibly sexy...how does he do it?!
Gong Yoo, hot actor from my favorite drama, The First Shop of Coffee Prince...**swoon**
And then there's this guy, who's in a category all by himself...he's not even famous. He's a celebrity personal trainer in Korea...and he's just WOW!!! It really makes no earthly sense for a person to be this attractive. Choi Seong-jo...future imaginary HUSBAND!!
If I ever bump into any of these lovelies on the street, you just might be reading about me in the news. The headline might go a little something like this: "Deranged, Heathen Foreigner Assaults and Violates Five Korean Men In One Day" Uh huh....that's me!!! Gonna be famous for attacking poor, unassuming hot Korean guys. Just to demonstrate how much of the "Yellow Fever" I have, I went out and bought some "personality frames" (as Jar calls it). I'm almost Korean, yall!! Well except that I don't speak Korean, hate kimchi, and OH YEAH, I'M BLACK!!! But here goes anyway...
Well, Jar is driving me up a wall but that's okay! I've felt bad because we haven't been able to spend lots and lots of time together. As I look over at the big, snoring lump of flesh and crazy that is my brother, I just smile to myself. It's the only peace and quiet I've had since he arrived. :) But I know will miss his silly behind once he's gone. Gotta pack....Sayonara, folks!!! Updates and pics on Sunday!! Until then, J